If only there was someone in power who campaigned on doing something about that!
Don't worry, Gildan and the Canadian Army are already on it!
First off you should realize that the registrar's and domain name servers don't have to be the same. Feel free to use any registrar (ex: namecheap, gandi, etc) and host the domain name server anywhere else.
Secondly, if you want a good API for dynamic updates, I'd recommend looking for something that supports nsupdate, which is bind's built-in update mechanism. It's supported almost everywhere, including by let's encrypt clients like Lego.
Remember kids, you gotta use rm -rf --no-preserve-root /* now a days!
Federated forges can't come soon enough. Git is already federated. There is absolutely not fucking reason for this.
100Tbps downloads speeds (5Mbps upload)
Defective management seems more like it. Poor maintenance, overworked crews, etc.
If you want real data instead of feels, look at the BackBlaze report they publish every year. Even within a particular manufacturer varying models can have widely different failure stats.
https://www.backblaze.com/blog/backblaze-drive-stats-for-2023/
The hostname is also sent out, so generic hostnames or a hostname randomizer at boot is also useful.