well the chlorine in tap water is pretty bad for plants...

bet you couldn't define liberal with a gun to your head... but i just gotta ask, "genocide joe"?!!! what the fuck are you talking about?

you forgot femboy, tomboy, and intersex... oh and non-binary i guess... probably more

you forgot femboy, tomboy, and intersex... oh and non-binary i guess... probably more

a great prank for computer labs... just rotate everything by 0.5 degrees...

law of large numbers: it's probably fairly representative

you're entirely correct, but what people are also missing is: if the weather's nice, getting outside and pushing carts is a welcome break to the fluorescent lights and other drudgery of the store...
anyone who's ever actually worked a retail job will tell you that going outside every once in a while is pretty nice.
picking up trash in the rain sucks, but pushing a cart is leisurely compared to whatever else they'll have you do.

first they made terrorism the biggest problem in the world, declared war on it, made tons of draconian laws against it... and then they changed what the word means.
btw, check out the Animal Enterprise Terrorism Act, which makes it "terrorism" to work at a job with livestock and then secretly film the abuse other people do to them.
in some states, that is "legally" terrorism.
(its illegally, but good luck appealing that when you're in a guantanamo style blacksite somewhere, being force fed rectally)

i thought that too, but it appears to be a real news site...
i still find it hard to believe that reality has come this close to being a made-up shitpost...
but maybe, the fortnight playing convicted pedophile actually called the police because his wife's boyfriend might beat him up...
im pretty sure this means the universe will be collapsing in on itself pretty soon...

my mnemonics are:
e.g. = egxample, i.e. = in eother words

well, you can still do it...

strange funny, not haha funny..,