I mean, ever tried hosting your own email server in ${CURRENT_YEAR}? Might as well write those mails to a thumb drive and throw it out of the window.

Literally who gives a shit about Twitter at this point.

Found the Romanian.

I was recently on holiday where most of the other guests in our hotel were 50-70 year old Germans.

The breakfast buffet at our hotel had a large scale coffee maker which could do some surprisingly good freshly ground coffee. What it could also do is spit instant coffee into your mug and pour hot water on top.

In two weeks I never saw someone (other than me) draw anything but fucking instant coffee from that thing.

While commuting, I mostly read ebooks, listen to fiction audiobooks or long-form history/pop science podcasts/youtube videos. Depending also on whether I am driving that day or taking the subway. Breaks at work, I just chat with colleagues, and scroll lemmy or the birdsite on toilet breaks.

A deppade funsn hod mei motorradl zuaparkt mit ihrer gschissenen Vespa. Offnsichtlich brauchts a mentale Grossleistung um zu verstehn dass ma si ned direkt hinter a anders Moped in a Parklücke stelln kann sogoa wenn (wia i moi annimm dass es gestern woa) links oder rechts die Parkplaetze nu frei san.

Eh, I don't know. Maybe have Putin think twice before invading Ukraine. Possibly lock some dude in 2019 Wuhan into a closet for a week.

Any significant change to the timeline further back than like 5 years might 1) mean I'm never born or 2) might really change my life, and I really like my life. So Unless I can wish for my 20 year old self to lock a thumb drive with 1000 bitcoin into a bank safe until today, I think I'm otherwise good.

any asylum will do

edit: make sure they have a closed ward

That's a great heuristic! I had to learn all of those individually and in part painfully.

If it's something that might actually improve how I live

Don't worry, it's not. Social media is, almost by definition, a detriment to your mental and worst case also physical well being.

Sanctions are politically motivated. In other news, the sky is blue.

Iran's government is such a joke lmao

Man, they're really trying their hardest to get rid of me.