[-] zamorano@exploding-heads.com 4 points 1 year ago

Go physically to small companies in your neighborhood. Knock on doors, be normal, pleasant and tell them you are looking for a job. Start walking at 9 and you can stop at 3.

[-] zamorano@exploding-heads.com 4 points 1 year ago

HAHA Suckers! I was able to connect today!

[-] zamorano@exploding-heads.com 4 points 1 year ago

This is so you always have access to your own instance and it updates EH whenever it can reach it?

3
Bad Cider Turned Good? (exploding-heads.com)

At Christmas, I bought a few bottles of cider on special. Unfortunately, they tasted bad, the flavor was a bit sharp and had a bad aftertaste. We had to mix it with other beverages to make it palatable. It was the embarrassment of the holiday season.

In April, I saw we still had a bottle of the cider in the wine cabinet, so I put it in the fridge. It has been in there until this weekend. We opened the bottle preparing ourselves for punishment, however the cider was excellent! I am trying to figure out what happened! I don't know a lot about the process of making cider. Were the other bottles opened to early after production? Was this bottle a different batch? It is a mystery that will haunt me.

6
Bank Accounts Frozen (exploding-heads.com)
[-] zamorano@exploding-heads.com 9 points 1 year ago

All they have is tactics, because their ideas don't work. That's why they indoctrinate kids, because they are the only ones who might be convinced by them.

1

I have a third date with a girl this weekend. So far all we have done is make out. Today I get an email saying, "After a birthday party, we can go back to her place and chill." she adds, " Are you ok with my room mate joining us?"

I respond: ok, that's cool.

But now I am remembering about 75% of the pictures she's sent me of herself are with her room mate as well. Am I over-thinking things here?

4
Lenin again (exploding-heads.com)

"Give us your children, and in a generation I will deliver a Marxist state!"

6
Lenin (exploding-heads.com)

"You cannot make a revolution wearing white gloves!"

[-] zamorano@exploding-heads.com 4 points 1 year ago

there's a guy who blocked us and their reason was: penis . i think it was me. i dont know how they know i have a big penis, maybe they hacked me too.

[-] zamorano@exploding-heads.com 5 points 1 year ago

oh i'm sorry guy, penis is probably me. i do have a big penis

[-] zamorano@exploding-heads.com 5 points 1 year ago

Your humor mocks the rule of the oligarchy. You cannot question the oligarchy, they are infallible pedphiles.

[-] zamorano@exploding-heads.com 4 points 1 year ago

hah! we should have a community dedicated to the great Yobama the Troll, he's part of our heritage.

[-] zamorano@exploding-heads.com 4 points 1 year ago

what do you think of the democrat kennedy?

[-] zamorano@exploding-heads.com 5 points 1 year ago

I am new to all this, but my current theory is that the weirdos run to the internet because the regular world sees at them as they are... weirdos. so they hide in their weirdo communities, and if normal people are around, they block them because they know we will call them weirdos, and that would be too heavy for them. they can never accept they are weird, everyone else is wrong.

[-] zamorano@exploding-heads.com 7 points 1 year ago

Lies have no defense for the Sword of Truth.

view more: next ›

zamorano

joined 1 year ago