zamorano

joined 2 years ago

as long as you don't microwave food in plastic containers, i'm sure you will be ok. if you are eating pre-prepared frozen dinners, its the dinners that are killing you, not the microwave. i use it to freshen stale bread a bit, and that's about it. i wouldn't be cooking a meal with them.

[โ€“] zamorano@exploding-heads.com 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm here, i think yesterday or maybe the day before was the first i could get on for a while with the DDOS thing.

For some reason the eraser in one of my grade school classes was a communal one you had to ask for it from the teacher. It was one of those squarish rectangular kind. While I had it in my possession, unfortunately I had an itch inside my nose, I used the edge to kind of scrape clean the inner circle of my nostril. It did a good job, and I returned it to the teacher right after.

Why do the pictures look like they are from the 80's?

Go physically to small companies in your neighborhood. Knock on doors, be normal, pleasant and tell them you are looking for a job. Start walking at 9 and you can stop at 3.

[โ€“] zamorano@exploding-heads.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

HAHA Suckers! I was able to connect today!

[โ€“] zamorano@exploding-heads.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is so you always have access to your own instance and it updates EH whenever it can reach it?

I understand its a distribution problem. Everyone wants to sell their food where the prices are higher, so they ship it to the US, and they throw it in the garbage. Meanwhile in the third world, they get sent bags of rice for free and the military takes it.

 

At Christmas, I bought a few bottles of cider on special. Unfortunately, they tasted bad, the flavor was a bit sharp and had a bad aftertaste. We had to mix it with other beverages to make it palatable. It was the embarrassment of the holiday season.

In April, I saw we still had a bottle of the cider in the wine cabinet, so I put it in the fridge. It has been in there until this weekend. We opened the bottle preparing ourselves for punishment, however the cider was excellent! I am trying to figure out what happened! I don't know a lot about the process of making cider. Were the other bottles opened to early after production? Was this bottle a different batch? It is a mystery that will haunt me.

 

It's because her husband is a trading genius. His trades outperform the best Wall Street broker's trades by 583%! He could have had a very profitable trading career if he had gone that route in life.

You are here, paying taxes to pedophiles.

[โ€“] zamorano@exploding-heads.com 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

keep the tv / radio on

 

I have a third date with a girl this weekend. So far all we have done is make out. Today I get an email saying, "After a birthday party, we can go back to her place and chill." she adds, " Are you ok with my room mate joining us?"

I respond: ok, that's cool.

But now I am remembering about 75% of the pictures she's sent me of herself are with her room mate as well. Am I over-thinking things here?

 

"Give us your children, and in a generation I will deliver a Marxist state!"

 

"You cannot make a revolution wearing white gloves!"

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