I'm actually not kidding I needed some help constructing some "highbrow humor" (I was making a childish poop joke in the nursing station) and was actually pretty impressed with the results. When I double checked there weren't a lot of search results for horse apples referring to poop (although there were some). Apparently that term usually refers to a specific fruit that isn't even an apple??? But that was the only one that didn't follow.

I've actually found AI pretty good at doing background work for my creative endeavors, but it certainly lacks that special mix of optimism and deep bitterness that most human creatives can convey with ease.

Here's the complete list for the curious:

Sure, here's a list of words that refer to feces, both formal and colloquial:

1. Feces
2. Stool
3. Excrement
4. Bowel movement
5. Poop
6. Crap
7. Dung
8. Manure
9. Droppings
10. Turd
11. Number two
12. Waste
13. Poo
14. Doo-doo
15. Shit
16. Scat
17. Guano (for bird or bat feces)
18. Cow pie
19. Cow patty
20. Plop
21. Logs
22. BMs (short for bowel movements)
23. Dumps
24. Ca-ca

Let me know if you need more specific terms or regional variations!

Certainly! Here are some more specific and regional variations of words referring to feces:

1. British English:

   • Poo
   • Poo-poo
   • Bog roll (toilet paper, indirectly referring to feces)

2. Australian English:

   • Poo
   • Turd
   • Droppings

3. American English:

   • Poop
   • Doody
   • Dookie

4. Informal/Slang:

   • Crap
   • Dump
   • Load
   • Logs
   • Brownie
   • Mud
   • Nugget
   • Bomb
   • Chunks
   • Dirt
   • Sludge
   • Stink

5. Medical/Scientific Terms:

   • Fecal matter
   • Fecal matter
   • Stools
   • Bowel contents

6. Childish Terms:

   • Poopy
   • Poopsie
   • Tootsie
   • Number two
   • Doo-doo
   • Poopy-doo
   • Poo-poo

7. Animal-Specific Terms:

   • Scat (wild animals, particularly carnivores)
   • Guano (birds and bats)
   • Cow pie (cattle)
   • Horse apples (horses)
   • Litter (cats)
   • Rabbit pellets (rabbits)
   • Sheep droppings
   • Goat pellets

8. Regional Variations:

   • Caca (Spanish)
   • Merde (French)
   • Scheisse (German)
   • Shite (Irish/Scottish)
   • Kaka (Filipino/Tagalog)
   • Tahi (Maori)

If you have any particular region or context in mind, let me know!

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