I can’t think of anything more 2024 than openly talking about having sexual intercourse with household objects but censoring the word “retard”.

It's planes all the way down.

...and give those boomers a heart attack?

There, I fixed it.

MFW greentext was just an advertisement

There is an app called “Zombies, run!” that literally uses the same idea, but with zombies instead of lions. It basically makes you listen to a story where you go looking for supplies and every so often, you get chased down by a horde of zombies and it uses your phone’s motion sensor to track whether you’re moving fast enough to escape them.

I have a feeling about how this will end