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SWAT Team Raids Innocent Family Over Stolen AirPods Dropped on Their Street (www.riverfronttimes.com)
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[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 88 points 9 months ago

He hopes in the course of the lawsuit to better understand how county police decide when to deploy a SWAT team.

“They probably have some kind of analytic multifactor test and they will fight tooth and nail to have that test not be exposed,” Schock says.

There's no shot the decision to send SWAT is anything other than if they feel like cosplaying that day.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

Right, their analytical multifactor test is "Do I want to? Does my hunch say I should?".

[-] Jumi@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

"Is there a donut shop on the way?"

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