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SWAT Team Raids Innocent Family Over Stolen AirPods Dropped on Their Street (www.riverfronttimes.com)

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you just sit at your door with a gun in hand all day? You don't think you might be, idk... taking a shit at the time? Or cooking dinner? Or showering? Or sleeping? Or any of the million other things people do at home? If you're showering with your gun then I'm sad for how much fear you're living your life with.

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don’t think you might be, idk… taking a shit at the time?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

If even Vincent fell victim to this, then there's no chance for OP.