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Nation Once Again Agrees That Easter Candy Made of Exact Same Ingredients as Regular Candy Tastes Better Due to Shape (thehardtimes.net)
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[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Maybe not orally, but Marines have a certain type of creativity when it comes to consuming crayons.

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