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Nation Once Again Agrees That Easter Candy Made of Exact Same Ingredients as Regular Candy Tastes Better Due to Shape (thehardtimes.net)
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[-] poppy@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

They taste better because they’re more fresh. You pick up a regular Reese’s PB Cup at the gas station, it could be months old. The seasonal ones are about as fresh as they get.

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