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[-] Azarova@hexbear.net 68 points 5 months ago

at some point i feel like militaries are going to start screening out WT players because its apparently such an intelligence risk lmao

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 56 points 5 months ago

US immigration adding on "Do you currently have or have you ever had an account on the War Thunder forums?" to the questionnaire.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 51 points 5 months ago

Sorry son, you aren't allowed to be drafted for thr next ethnic cleansing. We found a War Thunder account from your house. Security risk. Hope you understand.

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 52 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

sitting in concrete wall room with just a table, a single light and a polygraph machine nervously sweating

Son, have you ever had a War Thunder account?

N...No

WEEEOOOOOOWEEEOOOOO polygraph off the charts, guy shoots me in the head

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

sitting in the same concrete room. Two exasperated agents stand in front of me. A desktop monitor and a keyboard is now on the desk

"Okay sir, let's go thru this again. We are going to hand you some classified documents and what are you going to do?"

yes-honey-left Not leak them on the warthunder forums.

"And if someone on the internet calls your favorite tank gay?"

I immediately grab the classified documents and start typing away. Nothing happens on the monitor

"Sigh RESET THE SIMULATION"

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

LMAO

Honestly, if the US cared or wasnt abusing it themselves they'd shut down War Thunder in the same stroke they shut down TikTok.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 5 months ago

CAN'TSTOPPOSTING

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