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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 94 points 7 months ago

do you have what it takes to dig five touchscreens menus deep in size ten font to engage the emergency brake as you accelerate uncontrollably towards a bus full of nuns

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 41 points 7 months ago

You try to engage the parking break in the tablet menu, but it's actually an Easter egg that changes the horn sound to Duke Nuken saying "I've got balls of steel"

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

Shortly before the crash, you think "nice prank, my good sir"

The ensuing fire from the lithium battery burns down 3 blocks and an orphanage

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

Lmfao I saw that the 2024 model 3 forces you to use the touchscreen to go engage Drive and Reverse by swiping up or down, respectively, on the left edge of the screen. Those mfs also put turn signals on a little thumb pad on the face of the left spoke of the steering wheel instead using a stalk like every car since 1930

[-] medium_adult_son@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

The Nintendo Switch Joy-Con drift problem, except it's on your steering wheel and you will get pulled over by a cop or rear-ended when it stops working.