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Can someone tell me how cooked I am (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Hohsia@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

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I have a urine drug test on Tuesday morning and last smoked on Sunday

I’m not a chronic smoker or anything, but I do it recreationally (because I haven’t had to take a drug test in probably 6-7 years at this point)

Is there any hope for me to pass? Everywhere online says I’m fucked

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[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just had one of my clean friends piss in a cup for me and I used a Turkey baster to put it in a water balloon. Done this twice successfully

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, I did that once too, but I used a travel shampoo bottle. A balloon sounds risky, dang. Nice job.

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Balloon can stay warm against your body, but it in your briefs along the inner thigh lmao