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[–] mynachmadarch@kbin.social 199 points 1 year ago (5 children)

This is why all of my gaming groups just start with an orgy and get that out of the way right off the bat. Everyone gets everything. Sex communism solves all. (Major /s if not obvious)

[–] squid_slime@lemm.ee 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] odium@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

To monitor the emergency exit door of the orgy room.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 year ago

Wait, isn't this what session 0 is for? Getting all the tension out and working through your issues?

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can I wear full plate to the orgy?

[–] platypode@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.de 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

That’s why I only have sex surrounded by landmines. And I put one up my ass because I’m not GAY DONT TOUCH MY ASSHOLE

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Only the massively oversized codpiece is required, but you've got to attach it to something

That's classism!

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Found the Greek!

[–] Schadrach 3 points 11 months ago

Sex communism solves all.

Controlling the means of reproduction!