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A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods (thespinoff.co.nz)
submitted 7 months ago by Venator@lemmy.nz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

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[-] TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world 48 points 7 months ago

Just hoping that everyone understands that The Spinoff, like The Onion, is a satirical website

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 32 points 7 months ago

Except that it isn't.

The Spinoff is a New Zealand online magazine and news website that was founded in 2014. It is known for current affairs coverage, political and social analysis, and cultural commentary.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spinoff

Founded in 2014, The Spinoff has grown to become Aotearoa’s most innovative independent media organisation with a focus on vibrant, modern coverage of current affairs and pop culture.

Known as 'the mid-shelf red wine of New Zealand journalism', The Spinoff focuses on stories and issues that affect everyday New Zealanders across our core sections of pop culture, politics, Ātea, books and kai.

Ambitious, curious and always seeking multiple perspectives, we've built a trophy cabinet of prestigious journalistic awards, and continue to attract the country's top creative talent.

https://thespinoff.co.nz/about-us

[-] bighatchester@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I was thinking the whole time going through the list that it was satire but then I looked up the website and it appears to be a serious website. They can't actually be serious though right ???

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago

Jesus, they're really going to change the name to Aotearoa aren't they. Very silly.

[-] Phegan@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Why is that silly?

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You're silly too. You're a silly sausage.

[-] Venator@lemmy.nz 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Nope, David Seymour really is that stupid.

https://news.google.co.nz/search?q=David+Seymour+woke+lunch

[-] TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Seymour's idiotic comment is real, but the article you linked is satire playing off it.

A lot of the internationals here seem to be taking the article at face value

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Why is there WOKE coming out of your oven, Seymour?

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