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I wish my dog could walk himself.
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Not the worst outcome in the world! Definitely would be a shocker, but I feel like my dog loves me back and would take good care of me as a pet.
Just be thankful you live in a country where we keep dogs as pets and don't eat them!
I don't know where you live, but we shouldn't get too high and mighty. Pigs are of similar intelligence, and the consumption of pork is more widespread than that of dogs.
(Bacon and ham are so tasty though...)