capt_wolf

joined 2 years ago
[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

It's also been used much longer. First known use of "happy as as a clam" was 1833 versus "free as a bird" being used in the 17th century.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

What'd kill me is a "Chunky's dead" reference. You know they're at least playing some version of the DK Rap at some point.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You know what, you're partly correct! Barr is an absolute bitch who should have taken the opportunity presented after the whole racism thing to just disappear.

However, I've just never found Rosie to be a likeable person. Even going back to her stand up days, I've always found her annoying and abrasive. I do very much appreciate her tearing Trump apart though!

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

*Takes both*

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 75 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (11 children)

I really don't like her either, but damn, that got an authentic "Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho damn..." belly laugh out of me.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Although I would love if they kept their shitty music to themselves, I'm not interested in their crap.

For real... Any of the people who I do come across doing this are listening to the tinniest garbage that sounds like organized radio static.

And it's always got to be in the grocery store or Walmart. How about while you're there, you go buy some $20 Bluetooth headphones so you can listen to your garbage music alone and stop torturing the rest of us with your bad decisions?

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Based on who's morals? The ones who are shooting women and children as they try to get help. The ones killing aid workers and doctors who are trying to help? Those people's morals?

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 41 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

My strongly republican coworker was gloating about prices coming down back in February and was actively looking for houses to retire to in Florida and Texas. Now she insists on doing company shopping at Aldi because "Shoprite has just gotten too ridiculously expensive." A couple weeks ago she admits to me, "I don't think I'll ever be able to stop working now."

Aww... No shit... Welcome to the club... We can't afford matching t-shirts.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

"Ekki ekki ekki ptang zoom boing," please...

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Great, now I'm gonna end up reinstalling it...

 

It's been 30 years since I've had potato salad. The last time was grandmother's when she was still alive. She used to make it for every family summer party. My mom told me I'd have made her proud.

 
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Trump 2028 yall! (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by capt_wolf@lemmy.world to c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
 

"The future looks bright! Rewrite the rules with the Trump 2028 high crown hat." -Official Trump store

What an absolute ass clown...

 
 
 

Because he's too cute to leave in a comment thread!

 

Dogsitting for my wife's uncle for a week. I come home and l she's like this on the bed, staring off into nothingness like she's trying to solve the world's problems.

 

Happy Halloween!

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Libby (www.overdrive.com)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by capt_wolf@lemmy.world to c/audiobooks@literature.cafe
 

Don't know how many folks have heard about Libby, but I've used it for a couple years now.

Libby let's you browse your local library's digital catalogue, including all of their audio books. Books can be borrowed for up to 3 weeks, with the option to extend it a sling as there's no one waiting for it. Works on Apple, Android, and in your browser. Best of all, it's all free! I dumped Audible for it and haven't looked back.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by capt_wolf@lemmy.world to c/newjersey@lemmy.world
 

Holy crap, they're the worst I've ever seen them this year. Fucking nymphs are all over my patio, the house, the car...

For every one I kill, I find 4 more. Also, I don't remember them jumping like fleas!

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