capt_wolf

joined 2 years ago
[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

Cool, so we'll be parading him through DC, nailing him to a cross, and jamming a spear in him later today then, right?

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Same way moon landing deniers do.

"The whole thing is staged! Nobody actually flew anywhere! They just put some guys in costumes and filmed them on a sound stage in Hollywood!"

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Global economy fucked even more = mission successful

He's not going to rest until we're in a global depression.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I agree, he is a disgusting, barely-excusable facsimile of a human. But I'm also a firm believer that laughing at him is a powerful weapon. It'd hurt his ego so much more.

You want to stop dictators? Rob them of the power, undermine it. Make them a joke.

Remember... Hitler has only got one ball

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Best than I could do on my phone right now...

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Should be coming up any minute now as long as someone managed to take out that little punk with the red hair.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"My god is the god of love and compassion, and if you don't believe in him, fuck you, I hope he kills you before I do."

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It's alright, just tell them you have bone spurs.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

My wife would beat me to the curb, shouting "ice cream man!" as she ran.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

My mother in law played me a clip the other night and I didn't even recognize his voice. When did he start sounding like a 2 pack a day smoker?

 

It's been 30 years since I've had potato salad. The last time was grandmother's when she was still alive. She used to make it for every family summer party. My mom told me I'd have made her proud.

 
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Trump 2028 yall! (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by capt_wolf@lemmy.world to c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
 

"The future looks bright! Rewrite the rules with the Trump 2028 high crown hat." -Official Trump store

What an absolute ass clown...

 
 
 

Because he's too cute to leave in a comment thread!

 

Dogsitting for my wife's uncle for a week. I come home and l she's like this on the bed, staring off into nothingness like she's trying to solve the world's problems.

 

Happy Halloween!

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Libby (www.overdrive.com)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by capt_wolf@lemmy.world to c/audiobooks@literature.cafe
 

Don't know how many folks have heard about Libby, but I've used it for a couple years now.

Libby let's you browse your local library's digital catalogue, including all of their audio books. Books can be borrowed for up to 3 weeks, with the option to extend it a sling as there's no one waiting for it. Works on Apple, Android, and in your browser. Best of all, it's all free! I dumped Audible for it and haven't looked back.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by capt_wolf@lemmy.world to c/newjersey@lemmy.world
 

Holy crap, they're the worst I've ever seen them this year. Fucking nymphs are all over my patio, the house, the car...

For every one I kill, I find 4 more. Also, I don't remember them jumping like fleas!

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