capt_wolf

joined 2 years ago
[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Based on who's morals? The ones who are shooting women and children as they try to get help. The ones killing aid workers and doctors who are trying to help? Those people's morals?

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

My strongly republican coworker was gloating about prices coming down back in February and was actively looking for houses to retire to in Florida and Texas. Now she insists on doing company shopping at Aldi because "Shoprite has just gotten too ridiculously expensive." A couple weeks ago she admits to me, "I don't think I'll ever be able to stop working now."

Aww... No shit... Welcome to the club... We can't afford matching t-shirts.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

"Ekki ekki ekki ptang zoom boing," please...

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Great, now I'm gonna end up reinstalling it...

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

You know... I've seen a lot of shit in my decades on the internet...

I was there for the tubgirl/goatse/blue waffle/lemon party College Humor invasions...

I've read the jolly rancher story, the coconut story, and others that would make some men vomit.

I've seen the Hulk getting railed by Slimer...

I was not expecting pregnant, barefoot Goofy looking like he belongs on a dakimakura today.

I only hope this doesn't awaken anything in the guy from the FBI that monitors me... Sorry Steve... The poor guy's been through a lot.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Not only does Goofy have a son. It looks like he had two. What's never really explained is what happened to Goofy's other son, Junior, after he found out his wife was cheating on him...

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

You may encounter nude bathers beyond this sign.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 45 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Him, Musk, and Noem have blood on their hands, children's blood.

Heartless, evil bastards...

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Gen X valor"

We have that? Dude...

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This is what happens when you let children use any social media.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

A whole typical cigarette contains around 10-12mg of nicotine. The wiki says 30-60mg is potentially fatal to an adult, but that it could potentially take as much as 500mg. So for an adult, unlikely. For a child, I see mixed things saying 1 cigarette could be fatal. This says 1-13mg per kg for an infant. So maybe, depending on the size of the butt and the child?

 

It's been 30 years since I've had potato salad. The last time was grandmother's when she was still alive. She used to make it for every family summer party. My mom told me I'd have made her proud.

 
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Trump 2028 yall! (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by capt_wolf@lemmy.world to c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
 

"The future looks bright! Rewrite the rules with the Trump 2028 high crown hat." -Official Trump store

What an absolute ass clown...

 
 
 

Because he's too cute to leave in a comment thread!

 

Dogsitting for my wife's uncle for a week. I come home and l she's like this on the bed, staring off into nothingness like she's trying to solve the world's problems.

 

Happy Halloween!

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Libby (www.overdrive.com)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by capt_wolf@lemmy.world to c/audiobooks@literature.cafe
 

Don't know how many folks have heard about Libby, but I've used it for a couple years now.

Libby let's you browse your local library's digital catalogue, including all of their audio books. Books can be borrowed for up to 3 weeks, with the option to extend it a sling as there's no one waiting for it. Works on Apple, Android, and in your browser. Best of all, it's all free! I dumped Audible for it and haven't looked back.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by capt_wolf@lemmy.world to c/newjersey@lemmy.world
 

Holy crap, they're the worst I've ever seen them this year. Fucking nymphs are all over my patio, the house, the car...

For every one I kill, I find 4 more. Also, I don't remember them jumping like fleas!

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