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House guest broke my coffee pot, drank broken glass (probably), stole my vaseline and is gaslighting me about it and refusing to check to see if they now have two tubs (they do) (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hate to the the bearer of bad news, but the average person typically consumes 400~ spiders and upwards of 1kg of glass in their sleep every night. If you've ever woken up with a mouth full of glass, that's why.

[–] The_Dark_Knight 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That one guy evening it all out by eating an unholy amount of spiders and glass everyday .

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NOTE : The word "unholy amount" is used because I'm lazy to do the math