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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I dunno, knives and male genitals don't really mix.

[–] Gigan@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doesn't mix with female genitals either. Maybe keep knives away from genitals as a general rule

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago

This is why we can't have knife things.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the invention of circumcision

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was it invented or discovered, though?

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Invented by a little-known geezer named Sir C. Ision

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago

Hopefully knives and female genitals don't mix either.