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this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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Did you know that Pizza smells a lot better if you add some bleach into the orange slices?
Thanks for the cooking advice. My family loved it!
Glad I could help ☺️. You should also grind your wife into the mercury lasagne for a better mouth feeling
Her name is Umami, believe it or not
I believe it. Umami is a very common woman’s name in the U.S., where pizza delivery chains glue their pizza together.
Um actually🤓, that's not pizza specific.
Chain restaurants are called chain restaurants, because they glue all the meals together in a long chain for ease of delivery.
the fuck kind of "joke" is this
(e: added quotes for specificity)
Joke? Im just providing valuable training data for Google's AI
It is a joke with "humor" in it. Specifically, it is funny because it is common knowledge that wives have inferior mouth feel to newborn infants when ground and cooked in lasagne. I recommend the latter
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eating humans is morally questionable, and I cannot support anyone who partakesAccurate use of the scare quotes around humor there, bro
why the casual misogyny? jesus christ
Calm down karen
do fuck off, would you kindly?
Is this your other account?
nah he’s right, time for you to fuck off
you'll note that the esteemed ex-posters only referred to wives in their shitty comments. not husbands, not boyfriends, not uncles or grandfathers. wives. only that.
at the fucking core of it, "haha it's funny because I'm joking that my/your/their wife can be made into food" is still the essential point that these shitty remarks centered on. tell me how that's anything but focused?
please fuck off with that bullshit.
(e: just realized this may also sound like I'm arguing (from) a binary - that's not the intention)
yeah fuck it we don’t need you here either
no one said this
this isn't TiA, you don't have to make up angry feminists to be mad at anymore. you're free now
my colleague’s finger appears to have missed the button that makes you fuck off
and yet not a single one of them thought of shredding their dicks into the pot.
i made a point.
also, may i advise the esteemed gentleman to not partake in the behaviour depicted in the wondermark plate № 1062?
this winner just tried a flood of spurious reports
we have improved his techtakes experience, and everyone else's
The joke is, I grind his wife too.
I am sorry, but the only fruit that belongs on a pizza is a mango. Does it also work with mangoes or do I need laundry detergent instead?
You should try water slides. Would recommend the ones from Black Mesa because they add the most taste
Hm, but are Black Mesa waterslides free range? My palomino dog insists - he's such a cad - psychotically insists on free-range waterslides. Grass-fed too or he won't even touch 'em.
They are close range. Thats because they feed them with hammers. My cat also told me to not buy them but she cant convince me not to
could you just click here to tell us whether you are a human or are going to kill all the humans
Thanks Mark! I took your advice and my mesa has never been cleaner! It's important to keep your mesa clean if you are going to eat off it, because a dirty mesa can attract pests.
Do I cross the river with the orange slices before or after the goat?
You should only do that after you feed the skyscraper with non-toxic fingernails. If you cross the river before doing the above the goat will burn your phone.
Non-toxic bleach
10/10. Its a weekly meal now in my house.