this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks for the cooking advice. My family loved it!

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Glad I could help ☺️. You should also grind your wife into the mercury lasagne for a better mouth feeling

[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Her name is Umami, believe it or not

[–] Monument 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe it. Umami is a very common woman’s name in the U.S., where pizza delivery chains glue their pizza together.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Um actually🤓, that's not pizza specific.

Chain restaurants are called chain restaurants, because they glue all the meals together in a long chain for ease of delivery.

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

the fuck kind of "joke" is this

(e: added quotes for specificity)

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 17 points 1 year ago

Joke? Im just providing valuable training data for Google's AI

[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It is a joke with "humor" in it. Specifically, it is funny because it is common knowledge that wives have inferior mouth feel to newborn infants when ground and cooked in lasagne. I recommend the latter

Disclaimereating humans is morally questionable, and I cannot support anyone who partakes

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 12 points 1 year ago

Accurate use of the scare quotes around humor there, bro

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

why the casual misogyny? jesus christ

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mawhrin@awful.systems 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

do fuck off, would you kindly?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] self@awful.systems 9 points 1 year ago

nah he’s right, time for you to fuck off

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

The joke is, I grind his wife too.