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‘Money Isn't Everything,' Says Person Who Has It (reductress.com)

submitted 1 year ago by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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In a completely unsurprising story out of Manhattan, NY, the words “money isn’t everything” were just spoken at brunch by someone who, conveniently, has lots of it.

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[–] ogmios@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Money is what we all agree represents value

Well, that's what it's supposed to be, but in today's digital world it is increasingly becoming only what a small handful of people agree represents value.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 9 points 1 year ago

I think you meant to say that it is CONTROLLED by a small minority of people; however it must be ACCEPTED by the majority or else it has no value at all.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 1 year ago

That doesn't even make any sense.