Nougat

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 3 points 5 hours ago

My dog is afraid of the vacuum cleaner, but he will straight murder the lawnmower.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 7 points 6 hours ago
[–] Nougat@fedia.io 49 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

"Mistake"

“They do their job and I support whatever they are doing,” Monteiro said. “I voted for Trump and there are a lot of bad people in this country that don’t deserve to be here.”

"I voted for face-eating leopards, and I'm happy that they have eaten my face."

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 35 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

In case you were wondering:

Vitiligo occurs when pigment-producing cells (melanocytes) die or stop producing melanin — the pigment that gives your skin, hair and eyes color. The involved patches of skin become lighter or white. It's unclear exactly what causes these pigment cells to fail or die. It may be related to:

  • A disorder of the immune system (autoimmune condition)
  • Family history (heredity)
  • A trigger event, such as stress, severe sunburn or skin trauma, such as contact with a chemical
[–] Nougat@fedia.io 12 points 8 hours ago

Properly treated to remove contaminants? Sure! That would be great!

Dan Mueller, an engineer and a produced water expert, agreed that there is not enough data to issue permits. Mueller raised concerns about the capability of the treatment technologies, saying the five pilot projects have not been running long enough to ensure they clean the water reliably.

Oh, they're only "treating" it.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 8 hours ago

Although some flat Earth believers have been active in politics, there's no evidence of an organized flat-earther movement in U.S. politics, political experts told USA TODAY.

Good job, headline writer.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You’re good people.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 30 points 1 day ago

This article is garbage. Of course he should be charged with all sorts of crimes. “Should” and “may be” are completely different things.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I went on a trip for work, had to buy a new bigger pill box to fit all the pills I have to take now.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago

In the new buttbutt

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago

You’d get to wear it more if you didn’t swallow.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 14 points 1 day ago

If foreign producers are paying, why would US retailers and automakers have to pay any extra?

It’s almost like Little t has no idea how anything works.

 
 

ICE, alongside the U.S. Secret Service, conducted a large-scale operation in an upscale Irvine, California neighborhood Wednesday to apprehend an individual accused of distributing fliers containing the personal information of Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) agents, authorities confirmed.

One of us.

 
 
 
 
 

Nearly half of the states have policies prohibiting public carry on some portion of capitol grounds and/or at political protests.

I'm not telling you what to do or not do. Just providing information on the potential consequences of certain behaviors in certain states.

 

Hear me out.

SomethingAwful forums are notoriously "human," because they charge $10 for a user account. They don't have problems with spam/scam/shenanigans that exist on platforms where accounts are free.

Fediverse instances are not currently monetizable - and they should stay that way. But there are still costs to operating one, especially if it's very popular.

Instance admins charging a minimal fee to register a user account would address both of those concerns, especially the former, especially in light of how the Nicole thing has taken a horribly dark turn.

 

Perhaps you know this, have read it. Mr. Lithgow reading it to you is a pleasure.

 

Breakdowns by party for contributions to candidates and groups. In case you happened to be wondering.

Note that these are privately owned franchises, and not manufacturers.

 

We’re excited to announce our newest innovation in trailer security… The Guard Goose 3000! 🦢💨 After years of research, we’ve discovered that a highly trained attack goose is the most effective theft deterrent. Not only do they honk aggressively at intruders, but they’ll also chase them at speeds up to 20 mph! No batteries, no wiring—just pure honking power. Pre-orders start today… if you can handle the honks. 😂 Monthly service fees required of $3000 for the lifetime of the Guard Goose 3000

 

The Republican Office of New Mexico's headquarters in Albuquerque was intentionally set on fire in an act of arson.

If you know something about how this happened, no you don't.

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