chapotraphouse

Put a wool sock puppet over it and act like it's a split personality like Mr. Hat. Or a nametag over it that says SMILE YOU'RE ON CAMERA while the customer also sees themselves on the 48" monitor the store camera (not the one you're wearing) already shows. Make it obviously redunant AF.

I own major shares in CVS which is like 0.069% of my hedge fund, but I also own major shares in a security company which is around 0.000420%of my hedge fund. How do I get a synergy going between them and my REIT 0.05% and my private prison fund 0.000002%? What to do...what to do....oh I can hype bullshit up with my media holding 0.2% to make news stories and then use those headlines to justify to the board of CVS for thier employees to exclusively use camera from the security company for an extra 0.00005% synergetic increase!