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Anon entertains himself while his parents are gone
(sh.itjust.works)
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That's only what OP thinks happened. In reality his house was getting broken into and they saw his Buffalo Bill ass and turned around.
Would you hey, hey, hey me? I'd hey, hey, hey me...