calling out from work tips for someone bad at lying (hexbear.net)

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how tf do i call out of work. i never do this shit and i'm always terrified of doing it. i hate my job and would much rather do the thing with my friends tomorrow but i'm a terrible liar and have a deep seated need to be seen as doing good, even by my fucking b*ss. does anyone have any tips for how to do it?

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[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

if you're doing it over the phone, lay on the bed with your head hanging off the side of the bed. this will make it sound like you have congested sinuses without you having to alter your voice

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