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I'm still waiting for my proposal regarding instant orgasm to be classified as sexual assault regardless of whichever animal it's cast on.
I don't care how hard it is to breed Panda's, we can't just make them nut on command.
I'm not pointing fingers here, we've all made our pets seize on the ground for a good twenty minutes or so while we finish the latest episode of Keeping Up with Prostatulus uninteruppted, but we've got to do something to stop the fucking apprentices from doing it for shits and giggles, it's pretty sick when you stop to think about it.
At a bare minimum limit the orgasms to one minute, and necessitate a bodily fluid retention spell. I'm tired of stepping over the puddles when sneaking out the newbloods quarters.
Can someone make me nut on command? 🥺