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[-] TaintPuncher@lemmy.ml 55 points 2 months ago
  1. Wait at bus stop for 20 minutes
  2. Light cigarette
  3. Bus will immediately appear
[-] takeda@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Well, you should have lit up your cigarette 20 minutes earlier.

[-] sulgoth@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

That's not how that works, don't be silly.

[-] takeda@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

If it wasn't working, OP would have 20 minutes to smoke his cigarette, but if it was, he would get his bus immediately.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

good guy bus, protecting everyone around you from your disgusting shit

this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2024
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