- Wait at bus stop for 20 minutes
- Light cigarette
- Bus will immediately appear
Ah yes, chemical X, the perfect combination of lead, Teflon and microplastics 💪
I’ll have you know that I wrote a semi-functional webpage in HTML when I was in college 😎
To save some people a click, growth hormone apparently used to be extracted from the brains of human cadavers in the UK and some children treated with this later developed Alzheimer’s, some of them as early as their 30’s.
Worth reading the whole article, very interesting!
It appears that, like Valve, you have neglected Team Fortress
The only bad thing about Ethernet cables is that they’re shaped like a goddamn grappling hook. If I wanna pull an Ethernet cable through my desk, I must understand that every other cable in its path is coming with it.
By stealing and selling your private data, the cycle continues!
American presidential benchmark: Can they stand up?
Yep, in exchange for returning him, we’ll let you keep James Corden. No need to thank us.
Memmy gang, represent
Gotta be my favourite Primus song of all time and the music video is just a goddamn masterpiece 👌