Unlike you liberals, my dick information is GPLv3 licensed
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Are you sure that's a good idea? Corporations can sell your shidding habits to advertisers.
That's my secret ... I'm always shidding out my doo doo ass
Mine is LGPL. The L stands for large don't look it up.
Large Giant Penis License
G -"PP"- L
Idk sounds like Russian dickinformation
Freeze citizen! You are in violation of the three shakes rule! The Volcel Police have been called and are on their way!
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
And when I pee facing away from the toilet people call me paranoid.
imagine not pissing in the sink lmao
Unless that thing’s got an incredibly powerful zoom, it ain’t stealing shit from me 😎
This is why I don't flush
Keep in mind that simply hiding your dick by pissing through that hole in your boxers does not protect your privacy, they have enough data from other people to interpolate your girth to a millimeter accuracy, there needs to be a policy solution
Ackchually, extrapolate, I am very smart
maybe in your case
What if I twist my dick into a clown balloon
Putting juggalo makeup on your dick to confuse the penis recognition AI.
put your dick away
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