dannoffs

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[โ€“] dannoffs@hexbear.net 20 points 21 hours ago

It also says that h3snarkers watch the show with "orgiastic hatred" lmao. I would love to be in the room when a judge has to read this.

 
[โ€“] dannoffs@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You mean the reeducation camps your wife sends you to make you woke or she'll take the kids away?

[โ€“] dannoffs@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Famous teetotaler: Russell Brand

Famous wino: Jesus of Nazareth

 

https://archive.is/tpP1m

Finally we can tackle the menace of the wokest organ, the liver.

[โ€“] dannoffs@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

I don't like graphical package managers either.

[โ€“] dannoffs@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm more surprised that he actually is a White Sox fan.

[โ€“] dannoffs@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

I've been a linux/Unix guy my entire life so I just prefer a script that really only does one thing over a full GUI application that tries to do a whole bunch of things.

[โ€“] dannoffs@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Linux support on snapdragon in particular is really bad. It's starting to get there but it's still not reccomended if you need your laptop to actually work 100% of the time.

[โ€“] dannoffs@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I've always used the win11debloat script instead.

https://github.com/Raphire/Win11Debloat

As far as I can tell they do pretty much the same things.

[โ€“] dannoffs@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

I don't know anything about Roblox

ยฏ\_ (ใƒ„) _/ยฏ

I play mostly farming games and 20 year old JRPGs

 

https://xcancel.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1934661884046921876

Every day we stray further from the light of Allah

[โ€“] dannoffs@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

Zizek? The hot dog guy?

 
 
 
 
 

Ding dang ding and a ding dong

 
 
 

A rat done bit my sister Nell

With whitey on the moon

Her face and arms began to swell

And whitey's on the moon

I can't pay no doctor bills

But whitey's on the moon

Ten years from now I'll be payin' still

While whitey's on the moon

The man just upped my rent last night

Cause whitey's on the moon

No hot water, no toilets, no lights

But whitey's on the moon

I wonder why he's upping me?

Cause whitey's on the moon?

Well I was already giving him fifty a week

With whitey on the moon

Taxes taking my whole damn check

Junkies making me a nervous wreck

The price of food is going up

And as if all that shit wasn't enough:

A rat done bit my sister Nell

With whitey on the moon

Her face and arm began to swell

And whitey's on the moon

Was all that money I made last year

For whitey on the moon?

How come I ain't got no money here?

Hmm! Whitey's on the moon

Y'know I just 'bout had my fill

Of whitey on the moon

I think I'll send these doctor bills

Airmail special

To whitey on the moon

 

The dominoes extend all the way back to the discovery of fire.

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