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Let me pull this out of my ass
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You can make an unstructured database? I thought the S in SQL stood for "structured", that it was built into the language itself or something.
Database is organized collection of data, so a disk full of porn in different formats from json to mp4 can be a database, as long as it's organized in some way
I am interested in your json porn.
Not sure what you expected
Edit: also found this https://json-porn.com/
Oh God, don't watch the etc porn! You'll never be able to unsee it...
It's so straight. I prefer yaml porn
For real. Numbers are strings? Yeah, okay.
YAML is better. UCL porn though. 🥵 Things are getting niche when UCL shows up.