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Let me pull this out of my ass (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[-] victorz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

You can make an unstructured database? I thought the S in SQL stood for "structured", that it was built into the language itself or something.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Database is organized collection of data, so a disk full of porn in different formats from json to mp4 can be a database, as long as it's organized in some way

[-] Trail@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I am interested in your json porn.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

{
  "act1": {
    "position": "reverse cowgirl"
    "etc...": {}
  }
}

Not sure what you expected

Edit: also found this https://json-porn.com/

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Oh God, don't watch the etc porn! You'll never be able to unsee it...

[-] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago

It's so straight. I prefer yaml porn

[-] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

For real. Numbers are strings? Yeah, okay.

YAML is better. UCL porn though. 🥵 Things are getting niche when UCL shows up.

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