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[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 16 points 3 weeks ago

In the other, you’re a ring bearer and are guilty of virtually every smuggling crime that we have a nose for.

One of these lives has a future. The other one does not.

I’m going to be as forthcoming as I can he, Me Baggins. You’re here because we need your help.

My colleagues believe that I’m wasting my time with you Mr Baggins, but I believe you wish to do the right thing.

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 17 points 3 weeks ago

– You can't scare me with this Nazgul crap. I know my rights. I want my 2nd breakfast.

[-] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

What good is a 2nd breakfast, if they’re taking the breakfast to Isengard? (Gard, g-g-g-gard)

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

We’re willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh chest of gold.

All we ask in return is your còóperation in bringing a known evil to Mordor.

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