Queen, Under Pressure: Are we joke to you?
MAGAts: Welp, this blew up in my face. But thank god my deposit for the Trump Phone is secured. Can’t wait to get it and support freedom! —- wait, you mean we still don’t have a release date and no one is answering our phone calls? What do you mean it has specs from 2018?
Sad Skull and Bones noises
Just a heads up that the Smart virus is spreading to monitors, too. In a few years most monitors will be Smart.
I agree with the meme because damn I can’t wait to leave wherever I’m at and go home
But on a more serious level, why should you be leaving so quickly? It’s bad for the car to start it and then immediately take off.
If your gas engine car has been parked for a long time and has cooled from operating temps, you need to give it time to warm up first. Start the car and let it run for a minute. This allows time for fluids to cycle through your engine and radiator. Then you can drive, but don’t drive hard until your oil temp and coolant temp gauges rise to normal operating levels. Treat it like a workout for your body; you don’t go outside and then immediately begin sprinting. You want to start slow to warm up your muscles first.
Note: some modern cars indicate in the owner’s manual you can drive after 10 seconds from starting your car. You can listen to the manual since the engineers built your car and know it best. However, giving it sufficient time for fluids to flow through is always best. I always wait about a minute to play it safest.
Who needs money? I’m sitting on a gold mine of microplastics in me. We can create a parallel peer-to-peer microplastic economy.
But let’s just send our food over to them. Surely it will trickle down this time!
Perineum
Preach! Wise words from the ancient philosopher space between the anus and the genitals.
Pokopia! Such a refreshing game in the Pokémon universe!
“When the punishment for the crime is less than the profits made committing the crime, that is legal immunity. It’s a very, very loud signal in a system of democracy that says, ‘Do it again, only this time, leverage more!’“ - Andreas Antonopoulos