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Trump Boys Break Into CNN Office Attempting To Steal Debate Answers (www.theonion.com)

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I just imagine Kamala setting a long intricate series of physical humor allowable traps that eventually leads to the debate stage, where the boys fall through the ceiling, and opening their hearts to Pappa Trump live on air, so we can all learn the true meaning of Christmas.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

This except they just die in the fall.