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Why does this parachute company have no reviews? (lemmy.world)
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[-] solrize@lemmy.world 83 points 1 month ago

Why are you worried about that parachute? It has a lifetime guarantee.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 20 points 1 month ago

"Good to the last drop!"

[-] takeda@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Anti-dragon cream. Personal guarantee: if you’re incinerated you get your money back, no quibble.’ 'What you’re saying,’ said Vimes slowly, 'if I understand the wording correctly, is that if I am baked alive by the dragon you’ll return the money?’ 'Upon personal application,’ said Cut-Me-Own-Throat.

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Love some Terry Pratchett

[-] RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol -4 points 1 month ago

Unless life ends?

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

Thatsthejoke.zip

[-] alienzx@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

Literally a lifetime guarantee then

this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2024
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