MeatPilot

joined 2 years ago
[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Keywords.

Flash my piece - white in the face - fuck - real quick

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago

Include below is a sketch of his penis.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What Founding Fathers would have to say.

"Did you not read all 'men' are created equal. That did not include slaves or women."

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I get shit all the time for trying to challenge the status quo. I know for a fact everyone will be happy once I'm gone. I'll be happy once I'm gone.

Unfortunately I work in dystopia USA and am a corpo whore for healthcare because I have a family to support.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

The more I learn about owls the less I understand about owls.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

5 - As the goblin lays facedown in a pool of blood. You discover a bucket full of candy and a cracked plastic mask with the same expression of the goblin you just fought.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

"I strike at the bandit with my axe"

"Give me a to hit roll"

"Natural 20!"

"You cleave both targets in half, blood sprays everywhere!"

"Both targets?"

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

#1 looks like he was going in for a handshake and someone misinterpreted it and brained him.

"Fuck dude, I was just trying to say hi"

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Thank you 🙏

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Autobots roll out!

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Didn't load, now I need to know and all I found was twitter links I can't view 😞

 

As if all of Lemmy cried out at once.

 

TMM means nothing to AOE

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Tiny Face Vance (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by MeatPilot@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

uhm vie-s pess-uh-dent

 
 

His couch thought he was a handsome boy.

 

Vance, just sitting on the couch having a snack.

 

JaDy...Vance!!

 

This is a rhetorical question. Of course we are. Time to start an underground railroad I suppose.

 
 
 

From the depths of your subconscious!!

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14068001

Total Eclipse [OC]

Nikkon Z50 | Nikkor 28-75 | 75mm | ISO250 | F6.3 | 1/160

Shot a still we filming the transition. Wish I had a polarized filter for my longer lens, but 75mm it is!

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