"I'll take some of those ones with sprinkles."

"Mr. Vance, those are rat turds"

Twitter is the pile of Atari E.T. games they found in a New Mexico landfill.

And a Boss Theme

I counter with cat5e

Shout out to my man Laozi.

They forgot your mom's stomach to show the 400 calories of cum.

/s

Perfect time to do mushrooms

Oh my god stop! He's already dead!

Montable

Or a politician looking for a lot of vacant upholstery to vilolate?

Back when they used to teach Sex Ed. All of us (boys and girls) had to try to put a condom on a banana. The kicker was we were wearing goggles with vaseline smeared on the lens and had thick rubber gloves on.

This was to simulate trying to put on a condom well under the influence.