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[-] Swarfega@lemm.ee 21 points 3 days ago

I used to grab anything I could to read when taking a shit. Even reading shampoo bottle labels. Now I'm here typing this mess to you guys as I take a dump.

[-] erp@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I prefer the phrase 'giving a dump', because I sure don't seem to be taking anything away from the transaction.

Alas I have digressed. I too indulged in the literary expositions of the shampoo bottle. Conditioner only on Fridays.

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Same. I'd go through cabinets to find shit to read.

[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Pinch it and GTFO! Others need to use the bathroom too!

this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2024
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