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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 50 points 3 months ago

Trump got reelected and the libs are planning a "We won't take this lying down" protest. Trump has a rally in response. During his speech he riffs...

"They wanna do a 'lay down' protest? Is that right? Lay down to get stepped on? How dumb is that? Democrats. If they do that - they'll get stepped on. Like - I'll do a Trump Elephant Stampede. Lotsa people don't know this but horses won't step on people. They won't do it. But you can get a elephant to do it. Strong and powerful. We need lots of elephants. But maybe not so many elephants are there so we can use cows too. Cows step on people too."

"Cow people like boaters. They love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. I can get as many cows as I need. Trump Elephant Stampede. I can do it. Official act. I'm like the boy in The Twilight Zone. I think it - it's official and I can do it. I can do anything..."

The libs have to rethink their plans.

this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2024
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