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Bidet users, how do you dry your ass afterward? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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I’m new to the bidet scene, and this one has me slightly confounded. Should I install a new towel rack next to the toilet? Should my wife and I share the towel? Do you wipe first? There are so many unanswered questions in the ways of bidet-ing!

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[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 157 points 1 week ago

Bidet wash first. Then tp to dry and to, well there is no nice way of saying this, check how the bidet wash did its job. Used appropriately, you should use significantly less tp than before.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 15 points 1 week ago

Pooping solo, a roll of TP will last me a month or two. A pack of TP will last well over a year.

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

Gosh, I hope everyone poops solo. 🫢

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I hope that one day you too can share a connection with a special someone or someones where you never have to poop alone.

You are valuable, loveable and you deserve this

[-] GR_Pete@midwest.social 17 points 1 week ago

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Different stokes for different folks.

[-] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago

no we share the bidet!

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Who's this we you speak of? 😶‍🌫️

[-] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

whoever i'm doin' a dooduet with

that's why it's called a number Two btw

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