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[-] Toribor@corndog.social 65 points 5 months ago

Give each guy two spears. Now you have twice the spears and you didn't even have to find more guys.

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[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

Maybe they have plenty of guys but not enough spears? 6000 spearheads is a lot of work for 3 days. Ask any blacksmith!

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

TBH it's really easy to find spearmen if you have the spears. They require vastly less training than a swordsman or shieldbearer.

"Keep the pointy end towards the enemy at all times."

"Sir, I'm a seasoned wheat farmer, I know how point sticks work thank you very much."

[-] sigezayaq@startrek.website 8 points 5 months ago

Good idea, but that still would be less than Aragorn hoped for

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 6 points 5 months ago

The Dark Lord summoned 1000 hot naked succubus and my men's about to succumb to the lure, how do i proceed?

[-] Longpork3@lemmy.nz 5 points 4 months ago

Gays to the vanguard?

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

What would you do if you had 6000 spears and your high maintenance royal friend says it's one third of what he hoped for?

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

Distribute copies of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue along with each additional spear.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Now that's what I call thinking with spears.

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