-supreme court fash speedrun any% begins in earnest
-biden does his best cryptkeeper impression in the debate, the lyin' lamestream media balks hard, swing state polls start leaking badly
-reads from post Trump calls for jailing and "televised military tribunals" of "Mr. Biden, Ms. Harris, Mr. Pence, Mr. Schumer, Mr. McConnell and Nancy Pelosi"
-xi presses the rare earth resources socialism button, presumably (or at least hopefully) in prep for pressing the ALL earth resources socialism button
-heritage foundation president does a public threat of violence at the left, increasing his chances of being roadkilled by a significant factor (fingers crossed)
-the west sez: zelensky your country is three embodied forms of corruption in a trenchcoat, yea we are gonna need you to take off that "i fought a losing war of attrition and all i got was a spot in NATO" tshirt you keep wearing on tv
-dr disrespect dropped by subway (this isn't momentous it's just hilarious LMAO)
-steam summer sale
-the pho place near me fixed their broth (less cinnamon
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nothing ever happens
antithesis: things just keep happening
synthesis: the things happening are nothingburgers
synthesis: some things happen, while other things do not happen
wrong
sixteen seconds ๐
nothing ever happens and the things that do don't
okay well I stubbed my toe on my way out the door for work this morning and I'm pretty sure that happened because it still hurts, explain that![emoji debate-me-debate-me debate-me-debate-me](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/dc9e0661-894e-44d2-bd94-30556ae7d65a.png)
prove it by sending toe pics or else it didn't happen![emoji awooga awooga](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/12dc28f7-b63c-4d62-a1ff-6e3cd6e73c28.png)
yeah that's what I thought, it didn't
Ehh, there's a bunch of stuff that seems like it's about to happen but at this point nothing has happened yet.
no, they won't
I do kind of feel like it's just going to be a long slow stagnation on the road to nowhere.