two months is juuust long enough to get redacted
edit: it's weekends in jail blow me america it's on sight you motherfucker
Big Butt Mountain in the running for Most Cheeked Up Mountain 2024, Little Butt Mountain expected to perform well in the Tasteful category
lets give it up for the human brain, folks. the human brain, it hadda good run. sad to see it go
oh, so NOW you are concerned about data privacy, okay
https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2024/0716/1460216-united-ireland-committee/
it's all just a holodeck malfunction folks, we'll be back to warp 8 and after-shift drinks in ten forward in no time. the captain is on top of it
"I've done it Kyle! I've become the bastards of city hall!"
the details (via Variety Magazine):
Kyle Gass, true heart of the poster, put the tenacious in tenacious d, Jack Black, true pants of the pisser, put the money in his mouth and his whole ass in front of the camera
this is in badposting because i'm too lazy to get a link and post to cth or politics 
-supreme court fash speedrun any% begins in earnest
-biden does his best cryptkeeper impression in the debate, the lyin' lamestream media balks hard, swing state polls start leaking badly
-reads from post Trump calls for jailing and "televised military tribunals" of "Mr. Biden, Ms. Harris, Mr. Pence, Mr. Schumer, Mr. McConnell and Nancy Pelosi"
-xi presses the rare earth resources socialism button, presumably (or at least hopefully) in prep for pressing the ALL earth resources socialism button
-heritage foundation president does a public threat of violence at the left, increasing his chances of being roadkilled by a significant factor (fingers crossed)
-the west sez: zelensky your country is three embodied forms of corruption in a trenchcoat, yea we are gonna need you to take off that "i fought a losing war of attrition and all i got was a spot in NATO" tshirt you keep wearing on tv
-dr disrespect dropped by subway (this isn't momentous it's just hilarious LMAO)
-steam summer sale
-the pho place near me fixed their broth (less cinnamon 
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lenin what is to be done seems more apt given the timetable. not a lot of time for linen and coats
Cargo Ship Stuck In River After Tide Falls | BBC
chanting BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK -
looks like you can't off two whistleblowers a week before the literal door falls off one of your airliners in midflight without taking a couple HITS to your BOTTOM LINE
liberals seething and malding that they will never come up with something as simple and fundamentally accurate as Ratchet Effect:
they linked the wikipedia article for Tankie lmao what a closing argument
one more vaporized water bottle โ
what? you are 14 and have a us history report due? โ
get this guy a job in the white house
fun fact Stephen King's bionic knee is a containment vessel for a piece of Akira, if he ever steps out of line they'll blob 'em