ProgAimerGirl

joined 10 months ago
[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

as a result of the industrial revolution and its effects on agriculture, a sharp upward trend occurred in the mass cultivation and consumption of the beanis (our fates were sealed soon thereafter) fire beanis fire

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

the stoat is a vicious and bloodthirsty killer (whose a cute lil' vicious and bloodthirsty killer, YOU are! yes YOU are!)

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

elon walks into the pentagon and says take me to the black budget wing and they walk him into a janitor's closet and he's never seen again

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

with respect to the crisis at hand: zamn am i bricked up rn. bro i am TENTED.

-Chuck Schumer

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

trump walked out on thin ice with the business class but the business class freaks that were already standing out there on the thin ice of current market context went "woah woah hold it there big guy there is ALREADY not enough room out here on the thin ice, you got no business walking on ice this thin"

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

libcons and overton windowmaxxers for nearly 30 years: (vaguely) China is doing a trade war on us!

china today: moo hoo ha ha

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Lathe: they'll race rad mad silly style through a wildfire and somehow stop it from spreading to a populated area, scene will end with dom drift turning and stopping on a dime sized ember about to set a mountainside on fire

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Leaving his transphobia aside,

you shouldn't

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)

init array white.house(["C","H","E","E","T","O"])

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

neat, el rincon's is running the pollo asado combo plate for 10.99

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

but wait... your voice

it is the seeds of a thousant memories

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

anime femcoded quarter pounder hanger-on youtube keyword-in-title news channel (derogatory) (user was wood chippered for this post)

 

so is he a unique and unprecedented fascist threat to democracy

or is he a regular dude you can crack jokes with at a funeral to lighten the mood

 

uhh, let me beak lear

 

for the last time, get it right y'all

 

if you think this stinker is a bridge too far,

🎶✨🎤tough tiiiiiits🎤✨🎶

 

yOU ArE StEaLiNg!!!!!@!

 

breaking news: sometimes, a lib can be funny

 
 

hell yes hell YES the vibe og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear

 

https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2024/0716/1460216-united-ireland-committee/

it's all just a holodeck malfunction folks, we'll be back to warp 8 and after-shift drinks in ten forward in no time. the captain is on top of it

 

the details (via Variety Magazine):

Kyle Gass, true heart of the poster, put the tenacious in tenacious d, Jack Black, true pants of the pisser, put the money in his mouth and his whole ass in front of the camera

 
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