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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

A new take on a classic congratulations

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

Best post of the year posted on the last day of the year, absolutely incredible

[–] miz@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

if you like your kingdom, you can keep it

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago
[–] GrosMichel@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Obama, but he's a raven quickly tapping, gently rapping at my chamber door: Nevermore! Nevermore!

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

That lead actor's name? John Kerry.

A horse! A horse! All 57 states for a horse!

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

I was figuring the bird wanted to act, let me be Lear

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Obama, but he's a sentient liquid entity formed from Crystal Pepsi: