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Some weird biohacker is gonna make a strain of e. Coli that eats plastic and just dump it in the wild. It will be an apocalypse as it eats all the plastic out of the cars and homes in america and turns in into weird slime. Clothes to I suppose
It will be a cool part of the history book though.
This happens, and then DuPont create an anti-bacterial plastic to allow the treats to continue to flow. This causes MRSA to evolve to gain sentience. Biden is used as an example in a Supreme Court case that allows the MRSA to run for president.
there is a vegan struggle session on hexbear about how we need to offer our bodies up to the mrsa
If it helps you have resident mrsa populations on your body right now. It is only a probelm when you have skin breakdown or cross contamination issues.