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[-] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Make it strongly statically typed. Dictionaries and lists must have all their items of the same type. For extra confusion.

[-] MHanak@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Even better: make it purely functional

[-] dwraf_of_ignorance@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Even betterer: make it MOP(Monad Oriented Programming). IYou pray to a supreme being monad till your program works.

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago
  • require compilation
[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

And tuples should have the same types inside. And dictionary keys should have the same type as that dictionary's values ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2024
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