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[-] bahbah23@lemmy.world 42 points 5 months ago

Granted, cats now weigh thousands of pounds.

[-] turddle@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Poor cat lady’s house is now full of giant leopards. RIP

[-] towerful@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago
[-] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

I'm sure that if John Spartan thought rat burger tasted good, that cat burger would be fine too.

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