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This ball (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 4 months ago by pieguy to c/buyselltrade
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Ball contains granulated sugar, brown sugar, softened butter, and vanilla paste. True nectar of the gods levels of delicious. Ball was formed by the really wacky & cool physics in my food processor.

Sale price is nine billion nine hundred and ninety-nine million nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents.

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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

I'll bid three felted cat hair balls, humanely harvested from organic free range cats in my house. While not a delicious, they are far more durable, and fun to throw harmlessly at friends and family.

[-] pieguy 4 points 4 months ago

Do you have a certificate of appraisal for these hairballs?

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Only a certificate of them being regurgitation-free. Straight off the cat, no barfing involved.

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