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Gifts for my best friend who broke both of his arms?
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this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2024
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Jerk your buddy off for him since he can't do that right now
Nothing says you care like a no-homo handie.
A bro-job, for good measure
OP never said they were a man. Maybe it's a no-hetero handie.
Let's maybe just leave that to his wife. Or his mother.
OP is obviously a man or else they would be asking how to support the pregnant wife.
Reddit is leaking, lol
Shhh. It's not like our first thought was "flashlight"
Than one day he had an accident, they had to amputate his arms -- and he was sad that day. Yes he was sad that day. He can't surf, he can't skate and he sure can't masturbate no more.