We have investiagted oursleves and found no wrongdoing.

Is that the same William Shatner of Rescue 911 fame?

Most English words aren't English words, which doesn't help.

St Peter hates him! Try this one weird trick!

As many as Puerto Rico.

Actor Tony Goldwyn is the grandson of the "G" in MGM.

Actor William Mapother Jr is Tom Cruise (Mapother)'s cousin.

Actress Rooney Mara decends from the Rooney family (founded the Pittsburgh Steelers) and Mara family (owned the New York Giants). Her sister is Kate Mara.

Jon Voight is Angelina Jolie's estranged father. They reconciled during the filming of Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001), but it didn't last long.

Ya, next thing you know they'll pardon Charles Kushner and make him ambasssador.

It's just easier if he does it, since SCOTUS already said it was legal.

Hwoa

If they're getting their ammo from satire articles then we have no chance anyway.

Those spellings have been around since the 13th century, so it'd be kinda weird to standardize them now.

Other words we can't decide on: litre/liter, neighbour/neighbor and aluminium/aluminum

Mexican president dismisses possible ‘soft invasion’ by U.S. troops as ‘a movie’

Aww, but I've already seen this one. It's called Sicario: Day of the Soldado.